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OU Tee

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Some things in life are inevitable. Death, taxes, and Texas mustard being far superior to Oklahoma mustard. It’s not Oklahoma mustard’s fault though. Texas mustard is just a lot better tasting and also better at getting in the end zone for touchdowns on the football field. Buy this factually accurate shirt today.

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