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Mustard Smuggler

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$5.00
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Fill with Bijan Mustardson and conceal to the best of your ability when entering stadiums and other condiment-forbidden events.

2.03 oz.

NOTE: Mustard Smuggler comes filled with air, not mustard.

Mustard Smuggler
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