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  • 2 Mustards

    2 Mustards

    2 bottles of Bijan’s signature gourmet Dijon mustard. It’s smooth and rich with a Texas kick. And best served among hot dogs, burgers, pretzels, and touchdowns.
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    $15.90
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  • 4 Mustards

    4 Mustards

    4 bottles of Bijan’s signature gourmet Dijon mustard. It’s also smooth and rich with a Texas kick. And also best served among hot dogs, burgers, pretzels, and touchdowns.
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    $31.50
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  • Week 1 Game Bottle

    Week 1 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 1 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 2 Game Bottle

    Week 2 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 2 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 3 Game Bottle

    Week 3 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 3 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 4 Game Bottle

    Week 4 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 4 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 5 Game Bottle

    Week 5 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 5 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 6 Game Bottle

    Week 6 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 6 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 7 Game Bottle

    Week 7 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 7 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 8 Game Bottle

    Week 8 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 8 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
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  • Week 10 Game Bottle

    Week 10 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 10 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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  • Week 11 Game Bottle

    Week 11 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 11 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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  • Week 12 Game Bottle

    Week 12 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 12 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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  • Week 13 Game Bottle

    Week 13 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 13 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
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    $75.00
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...back on January 30th of 2002, when Bijan Robinson was born in a hospital by a doctor. Two things occurred to Bijan instantly upon being born. One, that the world is bright and lights can hurt your eyes when you’ve never seen them before. And two, that his purpose in this world would be to score touchdowns. And score touchdowns Bijan did.

Throughout his formative years, Bijan scored touchdowns everywhere, mostly on the football field via football. By 2022, Bijan had scored touchdowns in every way, shape, and form. Running and receiving. Stiff arming and juking. Even occasionally passing. The only place he hadn’t scored a touchdown was his taste buds.

So Bijan did what everyone expected Bijan to do: Create his own gourmet dijon mustard and call it Bijan Mustardson. With the help of top-quality chefs, Bijan made a mustard that was so good, it tasted like a touchdown. It was then he knew, pending production timelines, mouth touchdowns for everyone would be a mustard-purchase away.

In August of 2022, right before football season, purely by happenstance, Bijan Mustardson hit shelves. And the rest is history. But also the future. Mostly the future.

  • Bijan Unanimous All-American Hat

    Bijan Unanimous All-American Hat

    This hat shows how to stiff arm an attacker if they decide to come for your bottle of delicious gourmet mustard. It’s a move often used successfully by Unanimous All-American football running backs. Another good move is running away really fast.
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    $35.00
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  • Bijan No. 5 Gourmet Candle

    Bijan No. 5 Gourmet Candle

    BIJAN No. 5 is in no way affiliated with the luxury fragrance brand that rhymes with SHAMEL, or any of its subsidiaries. If you are one of their legal representatives and wish to take judicial action against Bijan Mustardson, please contact us at madeupemailaddress@bijanmustardson.com and we’ll get back to you within 3 to 5 business years. In the meantime, feel free to purchase this delicious candle and enjoy with your nose. If you’re anyone else, please disregard that whole first part and go straight to the purchasing and enjoying part!
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  • Mustard Pennant

    Mustard Pennant

    Being a fan can be really fun. Especially if you’re a fan of a small-batch dijon mustard made by a football running back who also catches the ball very well and is really more of an all-around offensive player who can beat defenses in a lot of different ways. If that sounds like you, this mustard pennant is a fun way to show your fandom.
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    $28.00
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  • Classic Pennant

    Classic Pennant

    There’s just something about a classic pennant design that’s so visually appealing. It could be the script font, but it could also be the sans serif font. Most likely it’s the combination of them, which is why both are featured prominently here with no other graphic elements to distract. Classic!
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    $25.00
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  • Everyday Touchdowns Hat

    Everyday Touchdowns Hat

    In football, touchdowns are only possible once a week. But with Bijan Mustardson, touchdowns are possible every second of every day. That’s just one of the differences between mustard and football. Other differences would be lots of grass and necessary helmet-wearing. But as you can see, the only thing this hat mentions is the touchdowns thing.
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    $35.00
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  • Bijan Stiff Arm Tee

    Bijan Stiff Arm Tee

    This invaluable tee shows Bijan Mustardson stiff arming an attacker coming for his bottle of mustard. If anyone tries to take your Bijan Mustardson, that’s the best way to stop them. Though it also helps if you run away very fast.
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    $32.00
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  • Bijan Video Game Tee

    Bijan Video Game Tee

    What would Bijan’s agility rating be in a video game? Probably pretty high. Like on this shirt, he probably made 2 or 3 defenders miss before the stiff arm part we see here. But that would never fit on a shirt. We tried.
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    $32.00
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  • Bijan Crop Jersey Tee

    Bijan Crop Jersey Tee

    Most Saturdays, Bijan has been known to show some midriff on the football field. And now you can too! But not Saturdays on the football field. If you tried to go on the field then, you’d probably be arrested and escorted out of the stadium. Football players like Bijan are the only people allowed on the field on Saturdays.
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    $30.00
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  • Bijan Cursive Kids Tee

    Bijan Cursive Kids Tee

    Writing in cursive is a pretty hard. And it’s even harder when your writing instrument is a bottle of gourmet Dijon mustard. So kids, next time you’re learning cursive in school, wear this shirt and be glad you’re writing with a pencil and not a bottle of Bijan Mustardson.
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    $28.00
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  • Bijan Video Game Kids Tee

    Bijan Video Game Kids Tee

    The first step in any young football running back’s journey is to find a role model. Then after you buy a really cool, video-game inspired shirt from your role model’s mustard brand’s merch shop, you’ve got to work really hard. If you do that, you may just become a really good football running back just like your role model. Those are the logical steps at least.
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    $28.00
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  • More Bijan Mustardstickers

    More Bijan Mustardstickers

    More Bijan Mustardstickers are here! Just like the previous Bijan Mustardstickers, these ones also adhere to things stickers typically adhere to. And they’re also not edible. We really shouldn’t have to keep reiterating not to eat them, but apparently we do. Please do not eat these stickers either.
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    $6.50
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  • Bijan Mouth Touchdown Sticker

    Bijan Mouth Touchdown Sticker

    Bijan Mustardson is like a touchdown in your mouth. You can find out for yourself by either tasting it, or believing this sticker. Tasting the mustard is good, but believing this sticker is a good choice as well.
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    $2.00
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  • Bijan Hot Dog Sticker

    Bijan Hot Dog Sticker

    When in doubt, put some Bijan Mustardson on it. And when really in doubt, write out Bijan’s name in mustard. It’ll taste the same, but you’ll get added satisfaction from the penmanship. Hopefully this sticker reminds you to do that!
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    $2.00
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  • Bijan Megaphone Sticker

    Bijan Megaphone Sticker

    THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BIJAN MEGAPHONE STICKER. SORRY THIS IS SO LOUD, BUT WE’RE NOT SURE HOW TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN ON THIS MEGAPHONE STICKER. BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK I GUESS.
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    $2.00
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  • Bijan Trading Card Sticker

    Bijan Trading Card Sticker

    This is the only Bijan Mustardson trading card on the market today. Some people call it a sticker because of its adhesive backing, but it looks like a trading card and it’s shaped like a trading card, so you tell us. Is it a sticker or a trading card? It’s one of life’s biggest questions.
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  • Bijan Ankles Koozie

    Bijan Ankles Koozie

    If your mouth’s ankles have been broken by the smooth and rich taste of Bijan Mustardson, don’t wait! Buy this koozie today. And if your mouth’s ankles haven’t been broken yet, still buy this koozie today anyway!
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    $7.00
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  • Bijan Trucker Hat

    Bijan Trucker Hat

    Bijan’s signature trucker hat features the Bijan Mustardson slogan and brand name. Which is great if you ever forget the slogan and brand name. Then all you have to do is look at your hat.
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    $25.00
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  • Bijan Mustard Smuggler

    Bijan Mustard Smuggler

    It’s here. The very first 2.03 oz. vessel made only for smuggling mustard. Simply fill with Bijan Mustardson and conceal to the best of your ability when entering stadiums and other personal-mustard-forbidden events.
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    $5.00
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  • Official Bijan Tee

    Official Bijan Tee

    The Official Bijan Tee is exactly what you think it is. Do not be fooled by any other shirts that call themselves the Official Bijan Tee. This is the only Official Bijan Tee. You can tell because it says so right on the back in a very Official Design. Make your Official Purchase today.
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    $32.00
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  • Bijan Pennant Tee

    Bijan Pennant Tee

    Bijan’s Pennant Tee has Bijan’s classic pennant design on the front, and his also-classic football-shape design on the back. Both the front and back are equally good-looking, so it would be hard to pick just one. But luckily, both the front and back come on every shirt. No hard decisions necessary. Buy today!
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    $32.00
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  • Bijan Everyday Touchdowns Koozie

    Bijan Everyday Touchdowns Koozie

    Bijan’s Everyday Touchdowns Koozie is made from a high-quality neoprene material. It also has a reminder about what to do with your hot dogs and burgers and other foods, just in case you draw a blank at that crucial pre-mustard moment.

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    $7.00
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  • Bijan Mustardstickers

    Bijan Mustardstickers

    From the same Bijan who brought you Bijan Mustardson, comes Bijan Mustardstickers. Unlike Bijan Mustardson, BijanMustardstickers come in a pack of 3 and are not edible. Seriously, they’re not delicious at all. Please do not try to eat the stickers. This isn’t a joke. They’re just stickers.
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    $5.00
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  • Mr. Mustardsticker

    Mr. Mustardsticker

    Mr. Mustardsticker is a good running back, but he’s not as good as Bijan. Or wait, are they the same person? If so that would mean they’re equally good. Hmmm. Someone should look into that.
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    $2.00
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  • Bijan Football Sticker

    Bijan Football Sticker

    People always ask what that icon is that says Mustardson. Is it a bratwurst? Or a sausage? Or maybe something else? We won’t reveal the answer, but just know that all three of those are very good guesses.
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  • Bijan Pennant Sticker

    Bijan Pennant Sticker

    Let your Mustardson flag fly! But not really because this flag is on a sticker, which doesn’t flap or wave in the wind like a flag or anything. But it’ll fly metaphorically, probably.
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  • Bijan Signature Koozie

    Bijan Signature Koozie

    Bijan’s Signature Koozie is a very good koozie. And before you ask, yes, it’s meant for a beverage, not a bottle of Bijan Mustardson. Though a bottle of Bijan Mustardson does fit in it. (We tried.) However it’s primarily meant for a beverage. But really go ahead and use it any way you want. Creativity is power.
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    $5.00
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  • Bijan Oklahoma Tee

    Bijan Oklahoma Tee

    Some things in life are inevitable. Death, taxes, and Texas mustard being far superior to Oklahoma mustard. It’s not Oklahoma mustard’s fault though. Texas mustard is just a lot better tasting and also better at getting in the end zone for touchdowns on the football field. Buy this factually accurate shirt today!
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    $38.00
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  • 2 Mustards

    2 Mustards

    2 bottles of Bijan’s signature gourmet Dijon mustard. It’s smooth and rich with a Texas kick. And best served among hot dogs, burgers, pretzels, and touchdowns.
    Regular price
    $15.90
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • 4 Mustards

    4 Mustards

    4 bottles of Bijan’s signature gourmet Dijon mustard. It’s also smooth and rich with a Texas kick. And also best served among hot dogs, burgers, pretzels, and touchdowns.
    Regular price
    $31.50
    Unit price
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  • Week 1 Game Bottle

    Week 1 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 1 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 2 Game Bottle

    Week 2 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 2 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 3 Game Bottle

    Week 3 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 3 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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  • Week 4 Game Bottle

    Week 4 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 4 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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  • Week 5 Game Bottle

    Week 5 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 5 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 6 Game Bottle

    Week 6 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 6 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 7 Game Bottle

    Week 7 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 7 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 8 Game Bottle

    Week 8 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 8 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 10 Game Bottle

    Week 10 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 10 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 11 Game Bottle

    Week 11 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 11 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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  • Week 12 Game Bottle

    Week 12 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 12 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
  • Week 13 Game Bottle

    Week 13 Game Bottle

    Bijan's Week 13 Game Bottle, complete with his game stats, the date, and an autograph from Bijan himself. Only 1 bottle available. Buy this super special 1-of-1 mustard-based collector’s item today.
    Regular price
    $75.00
    Unit price
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Mustard Story

...back on January 30th of 2002, when Bijan Robinson was born in a hospital by a doctor. Two things occurred to Bijan instantly upon being born. One, that the world is bright and lights can hurt your eyes when you’ve never seen them before. And two, that his purpose in this world would be to score touchdowns. And score touchdowns Bijan did.

Throughout his formative years, Bijan scored touchdowns everywhere, mostly on the football field via football. By 2022, Bijan had scored touchdowns in every way, shape, and form. Running and receiving. Stiff arming and juking. Even occasionally passing. The only place he hadn’t scored a touchdown was his taste buds.

So Bijan did what everyone expected Bijan to do: Create his own gourmet dijon mustard and call it Bijan Mustardson. With the help of top-quality chefs, Bijan made a mustard that was so good, it tasted like a touchdown. It was then he knew, pending production timelines, mouth touchdowns for everyone would be a mustard-purchase away.

In August of 2022, right before football season, purely by happenstance, Bijan Mustardson hit shelves. And the rest is history. But also the future. Mostly the future.

Mustard Merch

  • Bijan Unanimous All-American Hat

    Bijan Unanimous All-American Hat

    This hat shows how to stiff arm an attacker if they decide to come for your bottle of delicious gourmet mustard. It’s a move often used successfully by Unanimous All-American football running backs. Another good move is running away really fast.
    Regular price
    $35.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • Bijan No. 5 Gourmet Candle

    Bijan No. 5 Gourmet Candle

    BIJAN No. 5 is in no way affiliated with the luxury fragrance brand that rhymes with SHAMEL, or any of its subsidiaries. If you are one of their legal representatives and wish to take judicial action against Bijan Mustardson, please contact us at madeupemailaddress@bijanmustardson.com and we’ll get back to you within 3 to 5 business years. In the meantime, feel free to purchase this delicious candle and enjoy with your nose. If you’re anyone else, please disregard that whole first part and go straight to the purchasing and enjoying part!
    Regular price
    From $22.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
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  • Mustard Pennant

    Mustard Pennant

    Being a fan can be really fun. Especially if you’re a fan of a small-batch dijon mustard made by a football running back who also catches the ball very well and is really more of an all-around offensive player who can beat defenses in a lot of different ways. If that sounds like you, this mustard pennant is a fun way to show your fandom.
    Regular price
    $28.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
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  • Classic Pennant

    Classic Pennant

    There’s just something about a classic pennant design that’s so visually appealing. It could be the script font, but it could also be the sans serif font. Most likely it’s the combination of them, which is why both are featured prominently here with no other graphic elements to distract. Classic!
    Regular price
    $25.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • Everyday Touchdowns Hat

    Everyday Touchdowns Hat

    In football, touchdowns are only possible once a week. But with Bijan Mustardson, touchdowns are possible every second of every day. That’s just one of the differences between mustard and football. Other differences would be lots of grass and necessary helmet-wearing. But as you can see, the only thing this hat mentions is the touchdowns thing.
    Regular price
    $35.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • Bijan Stiff Arm Tee

    Bijan Stiff Arm Tee

    This invaluable tee shows Bijan Mustardson stiff arming an attacker coming for his bottle of mustard. If anyone tries to take your Bijan Mustardson, that’s the best way to stop them. Though it also helps if you run away very fast.
    Regular price
    $32.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • Bijan Video Game Tee

    Bijan Video Game Tee

    What would Bijan’s agility rating be in a video game? Probably pretty high. Like on this shirt, he probably made 2 or 3 defenders miss before the stiff arm part we see here. But that would never fit on a shirt. We tried.
    Regular price
    $32.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • Bijan Crop Jersey Tee

    Bijan Crop Jersey Tee

    Most Saturdays, Bijan has been known to show some midriff on the football field. And now you can too! But not Saturdays on the football field. If you tried to go on the field then, you’d probably be arrested and escorted out of the stadium. Football players like Bijan are the only people allowed on the field on Saturdays.
    Regular price
    $30.00
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  • Bijan Cursive Kids Tee

    Bijan Cursive Kids Tee

    Writing in cursive is a pretty hard. And it’s even harder when your writing instrument is a bottle of gourmet Dijon mustard. So kids, next time you’re learning cursive in school, wear this shirt and be glad you’re writing with a pencil and not a bottle of Bijan Mustardson.
    Regular price
    $28.00
    Unit price
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  • Bijan Video Game Kids Tee

    Bijan Video Game Kids Tee

    The first step in any young football running back’s journey is to find a role model. Then after you buy a really cool, video-game inspired shirt from your role model’s mustard brand’s merch shop, you’ve got to work really hard. If you do that, you may just become a really good football running back just like your role model. Those are the logical steps at least.
    Regular price
    $28.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • More Bijan Mustardstickers

    More Bijan Mustardstickers

    More Bijan Mustardstickers are here! Just like the previous Bijan Mustardstickers, these ones also adhere to things stickers typically adhere to. And they’re also not edible. We really shouldn’t have to keep reiterating not to eat them, but apparently we do. Please do not eat these stickers either.
    Regular price
    $6.50
    Unit price
    /  per 
    See more
  • Bijan Mouth Touchdown Sticker

    Bijan Mouth Touchdown Sticker

    Bijan Mustardson is like a touchdown in your mouth. You can find out for yourself by either tasting it, or believing this sticker. Tasting the mustard is good, but believing this sticker is a good choice as well.
    Regular price
    $2.00
    Unit price
    /  per 
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  • Bijan Hot Dog Sticker

    Bijan Hot Dog Sticker

    When in doubt, put some Bijan Mustardson on it. And when really in doubt, write out Bijan’s name in mustard. It’ll taste the same, but you’ll get added satisfaction from the penmanship. Hopefully this sticker reminds you to do that!
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  • Bijan Megaphone Sticker

    Bijan Megaphone Sticker

    THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BIJAN MEGAPHONE STICKER. SORRY THIS IS SO LOUD, BUT WE’RE NOT SURE HOW TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN ON THIS MEGAPHONE STICKER. BUY AT YOUR OWN RISK I GUESS.
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  • Bijan Trading Card Sticker

    Bijan Trading Card Sticker

    This is the only Bijan Mustardson trading card on the market today. Some people call it a sticker because of its adhesive backing, but it looks like a trading card and it’s shaped like a trading card, so you tell us. Is it a sticker or a trading card? It’s one of life’s biggest questions.
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  • Bijan Ankles Koozie

    Bijan Ankles Koozie

    If your mouth’s ankles have been broken by the smooth and rich taste of Bijan Mustardson, don’t wait! Buy this koozie today. And if your mouth’s ankles haven’t been broken yet, still buy this koozie today anyway!
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    $7.00
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  • Bijan Trucker Hat

    Bijan Trucker Hat

    Bijan’s signature trucker hat features the Bijan Mustardson slogan and brand name. Which is great if you ever forget the slogan and brand name. Then all you have to do is look at your hat.
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    $25.00
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  • Bijan Mustard Smuggler

    Bijan Mustard Smuggler

    It’s here. The very first 2.03 oz. vessel made only for smuggling mustard. Simply fill with Bijan Mustardson and conceal to the best of your ability when entering stadiums and other personal-mustard-forbidden events.
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    $5.00
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  • Official Bijan Tee

    Official Bijan Tee

    The Official Bijan Tee is exactly what you think it is. Do not be fooled by any other shirts that call themselves the Official Bijan Tee. This is the only Official Bijan Tee. You can tell because it says so right on the back in a very Official Design. Make your Official Purchase today.
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    $32.00
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  • Bijan Pennant Tee

    Bijan Pennant Tee

    Bijan’s Pennant Tee has Bijan’s classic pennant design on the front, and his also-classic football-shape design on the back. Both the front and back are equally good-looking, so it would be hard to pick just one. But luckily, both the front and back come on every shirt. No hard decisions necessary. Buy today!
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    $32.00
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  • Bijan Everyday Touchdowns Koozie

    Bijan Everyday Touchdowns Koozie

    Bijan’s Everyday Touchdowns Koozie is made from a high-quality neoprene material. It also has a reminder about what to do with your hot dogs and burgers and other foods, just in case you draw a blank at that crucial pre-mustard moment.

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  • Bijan Mustardstickers

    Bijan Mustardstickers

    From the same Bijan who brought you Bijan Mustardson, comes Bijan Mustardstickers. Unlike Bijan Mustardson, BijanMustardstickers come in a pack of 3 and are not edible. Seriously, they’re not delicious at all. Please do not try to eat the stickers. This isn’t a joke. They’re just stickers.
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    $5.00
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  • Mr. Mustardsticker

    Mr. Mustardsticker

    Mr. Mustardsticker is a good running back, but he’s not as good as Bijan. Or wait, are they the same person? If so that would mean they’re equally good. Hmmm. Someone should look into that.
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  • Bijan Football Sticker

    Bijan Football Sticker

    People always ask what that icon is that says Mustardson. Is it a bratwurst? Or a sausage? Or maybe something else? We won’t reveal the answer, but just know that all three of those are very good guesses.
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    $2.00
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  • Bijan Pennant Sticker

    Bijan Pennant Sticker

    Let your Mustardson flag fly! But not really because this flag is on a sticker, which doesn’t flap or wave in the wind like a flag or anything. But it’ll fly metaphorically, probably.
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    $2.00
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  • Bijan Signature Koozie

    Bijan Signature Koozie

    Bijan’s Signature Koozie is a very good koozie. And before you ask, yes, it’s meant for a beverage, not a bottle of Bijan Mustardson. Though a bottle of Bijan Mustardson does fit in it. (We tried.) However it’s primarily meant for a beverage. But really go ahead and use it any way you want. Creativity is power.
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    $5.00
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  • Bijan Oklahoma Tee

    Bijan Oklahoma Tee

    Some things in life are inevitable. Death, taxes, and Texas mustard being far superior to Oklahoma mustard. It’s not Oklahoma mustard’s fault though. Texas mustard is just a lot better tasting and also better at getting in the end zone for touchdowns on the football field. Buy this factually accurate shirt today!
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    $38.00
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