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Official Bijan Mustardson Hang Glider
- Regular price
- $5,000.00
- Unit price
- per
The Bijan Mustardson official branded hang glider is no longer available for purchase because our lawyers saw this and said “you can’t sell that. Someone could glide into a powerline, crash into a large window, or be swept away by a powerful wind gust, land in a foreign country, and then be forced to live a new life there abiding by their strange new rules and customs. Think things through before you order 150 expensive hang gliders! What’s the matter with you? A hang glider?!? Get out of our lawyer office and remove this from the store immediately! A hang glider?!? Come on.”
NOTE TO SELF: Remove hang glider from store ASAP.
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